Wednesday, May 31, 2006

in the words of a philosopher

the last few weeks have been so philosophical...for sum reason we've hung out and discussed sum serious stuff tht makes me seriously stop to wonder...what if?? so far here are the conclusions I've come to...

"satisfaction is the greatest form of happiness"
"There is no such thing as an unselfish act"
"Society is god...society doth create us...society doth destroy us"

ironically the same people hu came up with this are famous for the following lines aswell...

"who likes short shorts?? I sed I like short shorts"
"Hit him like he stole something from you"
"hit him like his mother cooked sumthing bad for you"
"what is this?? u call urself a gamer??"
"thats it..I'm quitting poker...i can't do this anymore"
"who lives in a pineapple under the sea??"
"impale... hammer hammer...epicenter!!!!"
"lets go to jubileekanuwa"
"checkoslovakia!!!"

Saturday, May 20, 2006

Proof of Life

You sit in the middle of a park bench, staring straight out at the still water of the lake, at the end of the road you call life....wondering about the things you've done, things you've gone through...the times you laughed...the times you cried...A collage of pictures and sounds and voices flow past you in ur mind...a collection of experiences...what will you have to show for all of this when you die...? nothing....there wont be a trace of you left...except the memories you have given other ppl...the times you have made other peoples days much more brighter than it was meant to be...and for that one special person you always tried to cheer up, that person who you always went out of your way to show that you care...to that person you may mean everything...or you may mean nothing...is she too blind to see that you were the one by her side all along....never flinching...staring fear in the eye just so that you can be fearless for her..you sacrificed so much...does she even know...no she doesnt..its not for her to know...you dont do it to showher how much you sacrifice....you do it for yourself...to prove to yourself...that someone...is worth all this pain...to prove to yourself...You care THIS MUCH...

Saturday, May 06, 2006

The Unspoken Truth

It was about 3 days since I had been captured... the Hunger and thirst had now become so common to me that I had forgotten about it.. it wasnt important now...what was important...was how I was goin to escape this wretched hell hole.. The walls surrounding me seemed to keep getting closer and closer....boxing me in this 2x2 meter room... I still had the lighter which my bro had given me for my birthday. I took off my shirt, used the lighter to set it on fire... and set the smoke detectors off.. Hearing this my captors sent for the Fire Dept. when they arrived I knocked a fire fighter out Using my Tai Kwan doe Kick to the groin. HE yelled "ouch" and passed out..I stole his clothes... and pretended to be a fire fighter...dressed him up in my clothes (what was left of them after the fire) and managed to escape.. haha U vile corrupted Factionists!! Kidnapping me and thinking u can keep me a captive???!!! neverrrrr!!! oh shit theire coming agaiN!!! best be on my way... quick..to the trusty Bajaj!! hurry !!!

Friday, May 05, 2006

FAQ

Psst... Do u know wht the Mute Guy said when he walked into a bar??? neither do I...he just stood there waving his hands around..I cudnt Understand wht the F*** he was tryin to say!!!